best. day. ever.
"and the most dedicated fans award goes to…"
"black veil brides!"
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
The first time i ever ate a girl out she squirted in my mouth and all i could do was swallow it and i ended up letting out a massive ass burp while still in between her legs. She rated it a 8 and told me to finish.
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus